Scots: more words for rain than Eskimos for snow

rainIt is often claimed that “Eskimos have hundreds of words for snow”, but I wondered whether this is true or if there were more Scottish words for rain. First, the truth about the Eskimo or Inuit:

David Robson, New Scientist 2896, December 18 2012, Are there really 50 Eskimo words for snow?
“Yet Igor Krupnik, an anthropologist at the Smithsonian Arctic Studies Center in Washington DC believes that Boas was careful to include only words representing meaningful distinctions. Taking the same care with their own work, Krupnik and others have now charted the vocabulary of about 10 Inuit and Yupik dialects and conclude that there are indeed many more words for snow than in English (SIKU: Knowing Our Ice, 2010). Central Siberian Yupik has 40 such terms, whereas the Inuit dialect spoken in Nunavik, Quebec, has at least 53

So there are up to 50 words. But how many words have we got in Scotland for rain? I’ve compiled the following list many of which I do not know so I’ve marked those I personally use with a *star.
Aftak (an easing or lull in a storm or rain)
Aitran (piercing cold, persistent rain)
Ask, Yask (a variant of ask, a fine rain, drizzle)
Baffin (Buffeting? The drenching and buffeting one gets when exposed to a storm)
*Beating down (heavy sidewards rain)
Bleeter, Bleatery (A passing storm of wind or rain)
Bowder (a great squall, blast, a heavy storm of wind and rain)
*Bucketing down (fills buckets)
*Buffeting (blustery wind usually with rain)
*Coming on to rain (looking like rain)
*Dab (A fine rain, a drizzle)
Dag, dagg (light drizzly, more or less steady rain Orkney)
Daggle (to fall in torrents)
*Damp (fine rain)
*Dash ‘a dash of rain” (a sudden fall of rain)
*Deluge (a sudden heavy fall) Continue reading

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Is the earth expanding? Massively!!

I’ve come across this video by chance. It breaks the known principles of science so it must be wrong, but I’m scratching my head trying to work out how to make it fit in with what I know. Have a look and please tell me what you think.

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Proof: cold can be turned into warm.


There is a certain vociferous group who refuse to accept that a cold object such as a blanket or the sky can make a warmer object warmer. After a few drinks, I found a very simple way to prove then wrong.
To demonstrate this I have taken one of many glasses of warm English beer which for the sake of argument I have assumed has had some ice added to in the top to make it cold so that now the top half is cold.
We can write the equation of black body – or perhaps this is insipid English beer and not for example Guinness I should call it brown-bodied radiation – whatever – the formula across the gap between the two halves is as follows:

Ep= πR2 σT4 Continue reading

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Simplified atmospheric model

I want to examine three extreme models of the atmosphere: entirely transparent, entirely opaque and entirely transparent to visible and opaque to IR. From this I will show that the presumed adiabatic lapse through the atmosphere of “33C” must be too low and a better figure is closer to 36C
For information on models etc. see previous articles:

(1) Entirely transparent Model

If the atmosphere is entirely transparent, then it has no interaction with either visible or IR. It therefore neither gains nor loose heat from the atmosphere. Therefore as the only place that gains or looses heat is the surface, then the temperature will be determined by this surface. Assuming a uniform temperature (not true – but good enough for this), we come down to a simple blackbody:

Model of earth

Model of earth


Incoming radiation Continue reading

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Cloud feedbacks

When I try to model cloud feedbacks, I start getting some startling figures with likely warming for a doubling of CO2 is as low as 0.1-0.2C. Clearly this is the reason they “can’t” model clouds – because this whole scam falls apart.
Note :all figures unless otherwise stated are in W/m-2
As you will see from previous articles:

I’ve been looking at the greenhouse effect and have moved onto the Trenberth climate model:

Typical climate model as shown on many alarmist websites.

Typical climate model as shown on many alarmist websites.


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In defense of Ramsay

I am going to take the highly unusual step (for me) of defending an academic against a blog post on Bishop hill.
The issue at stake is carbon 14 dating as used by archaeologists to derive dates. And as I’m an amateur archaeologist I will declare I have an interest. As carbon 14 is one of the most useful tools to an archaeologist I feel that it is very important for those who use these dates to get to the bottom of this issue.
As such I have spent the day looking at this and cannot understand how it has reached the stage where Keenan is threatening legal or police action. What concerns me most is that I cannot find any evidence of any intentional distortion, nor that similar issues in the past have been ignored, nor that Ramsay has not listened and would not use a better methodology if it were practical. In contrast to what we have seen on climate, the letter from Ramsay to Keenan as posted on Bishop Hill appears to be almost the paradigm of pragmatism & honesty which we sceptics are always asking for, particularly the statement:

“all models are wrong but some are useful”

Moreover, Ramsay acknowledges that Keenan is largely correct but identifies a number of problems with using Keenan’s preferred methodology.
This is hardly the hallmark of a “fraud” as suggested by Bishop Hill.
The important thing here that climate sceptics need to appreciate, is that there simply is no reason why archaeologists as a group would want to see false Carbon 14 dates. Indeed, I can think of absolutely no reason why they would not wish to improve the techniques if this were practical. It therefore seems to me, that Ramsay has acted reasonably and from the evidence available, Keenan has not. Much of the issue seems to me to be whether the methodology advocated by Keenan is practical and/or gives sufficient improved dating to warrant the added complexity which in itself could introduce additional errors as a result of using a more opaque methodology.

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D.C. Approves Fines for People Who Don't Shovel Snow

Here is what is on Mann’s facebook:


Let’s just remind ourselves what we were told fourteen years ago by the likes of Mann:

20 March 2000: Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past  Continue reading

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DC-Court v First Amendment

In a judgement that if it went for Mann would effectively repeal the anti-SLAPP law of Columbia, three women judges whose predecessors fought tooth and nail for the free speech to say they are equal to men are about to decide if there is a first amendment right to free speech in the District of Columbia. And sceptics are sceptical about whether we will win!
Free Republic sum it up well:

The judges were not that active in questioning Mann’s attorney, John B. Williams, but they made several very telling comments.  When Williams claimed that eight separate investigations had exonerated Mann, one judge asked, “What if CEI sincerely believes that those investigations are flawed?  They take them apart quite thoroughly in their reply brief.”  Continue reading

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Steyn looking and sounding very confident after court

Steyn is looking very confident in this latest interview apparently after this latest court appearance:
http://www.nasdaq.com/video/opinion-journal–is-questioning-climate-change-illegal–518533520
Alternative link: http://aol.it/1Cc4WYi

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Steyn V Mann-made warming

I managed to watch the court of Mann’s trial. I’m not sure even Mann’s own lawyer believed he could win let alone the judges.
Mann’s lawyer’s argument: “there might be some law somewhere that might support what I say and if I could show it to you I’m sure you might think about it”.
Against Mann – “if this went to court not a single newspaper in the land could comment on any matter of public interest without being liable to being sued.”
I was hoping this would go to trial. From what I saw, it would be a very brave judge near retirement who would let this one go to court.
See: http://aol.it/1Cc4WYi

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