Global warming and the US presidential race

Looking at the “global warming” headlines today, it is very obvious that the global warming scam has now become so entwined in the US presidential race that the Republicans must know they will win this issue (here’s just a typical selection):

  • Global Warming Leftists Seek to Criminalize Criticism
  • Donald Trump Still Does Not Understand How Seasons Work
  • Donald Trump On Climate Change: ‘Big Fat Dose Of Global Warming’ Is Needed After Cold Front Hits Northeast
  • Record low this morning in Baltimore; Parts of Maryland saw first snowflakes over weekend
  • Democrats: Global Warming Causes Everything From Wildfires to the Syrian War

On the positive side, this means that the scam will finally have the scrutiny it needed as professional “dirt-diggers” finally start raking through the dirty laundry, on the negative side, it is inevitable, that the science will now be largely sidelined as the discussion moves onto the politics of who is pushing the scam, who is benefiting from the scam, whether their behaviour amounts to criminal offences, etc.
Also, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the real dirt gets revealed after Paris – because the deeper Obama digs himself into  the hole – which means encouraging him to proclaim himself as the earth’s saviour or whatever he’s trying to do – the more difficult it will be for him to get out when the shit hits the fan.

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Conspiracy: the satellites are in the pay of big oil!

Trying to understand climate extremists, is a bit like dredging a cess pit – most of what’s there is complete crap, but occasionally, and the bottom of the crap, we find something important that was flushed down the loo.
After 18 years without warming as shown by the satellites and so many credible claims of falsifying the temperature record, I just take it for granted that the “human adjusted” temperature records are crap. And after so many years engaging with the moronic climate extremists, I’ve learnt that everything they disagree with is a conspiracy (because they gullibly accept crap from some “authority” – they just assume that everyone is just as gullible and therefore everyone disagreeing with them, hasn’t looked at the evidence and formed their own views, but must have been spoon-fed their ideas by some “conspiracy”.
And so, I’ve finally worked out how they can look at the satellites and reconcile the total lack of warming in the last 18 years, without their own religious belief in “human warming”.
… it’s that there’s a conspiracy by the satellites!
Human adjusted
Where is human adjusted warming coming from?

  • From countries who stand to profit from “global warming” – from handouts.
  • From academics & those like NASA NOAA who profit from “global warming” from “grants”
  • Urban heating – often “adjusted out” not by decreasing the present temperature but by arguing that because it gets warmer in cities – they should just lend a helping hand and make it even warmer.
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Ice-age Caterpillars & Albedo feedbacks

There’s a good article by Ralph Ellis online about ice-age: Albedo regulation of Ice Ages,    with no CO2 feedbacks. I’m on the move today, so I can’t do much, but quickly scanning it I note he reaches the same conclusion about the lack of CO2 effect (but with number). Instead he suggests changes to albedo. Also he notes that more than a strict cycle is needed (hence the caterpillar – which forms a kind of “trigger” which is trigger by small increases in temperature from Milankovitch.

Thanks Josh cartoonsbyjosh.com

Thanks Josh cartoonsbyjosh.com


I would like to suggest two ways his ideas on Albedo could be linked to the Caterpillar, but first a quick resume of the caterpillar theory. The Caterpillar theory is really just a restatement of basic science. If the surface of the earth warms, it expands. If it expands, then there is increased forces which cause some rocks to be subducted into the earth where they are heated and decompose releasing various constituents, such as CO2, H2O, lighter rock material, etc. which “bubble up” to the surface and are then vented in volcanoes.
And this caterpillar effect could change albedo in two ways:

  1. That volcanic dust emitted in the warming phase leads to changes in albedo of ice-gaps
  2. That CO2 – and the plant-nutrient effect it has, allows more plant grow in drier regions (plants can tolerate drier climates with higher CO2 because less stomata are needed so less evaporation for the same level of CO2 uptake). And plants also reduce Albedo.
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Theories of Humour: Have you heard the Joke …

Have you heard the Joke … I’m doing a study about the nature of humour … Ok it’s not funny, but isn’t that in itself funny? Have you any idea what makes one thing humorous and another not?
So, here’s a few of the accepted theories of humour. And I will attempt to create a joke to test these various theories (some less credible than others). please add comments at the end.

Relief theory – suggests laughter is a release of tension.

Joke: Have you heard WUWT is closing down – at least that’s what NOAA said. Continue reading

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The tyrant is dead – long live the global cooling tyrant (/sarc)

The global warming scam has been dying on its feet. I have been wondering whether it would go out with a whimper or a loud bang (i.e. court cases). But of course – it is so corrupt, I forgot the bleedingly obvious :
Express: Britain would take 40 YEARS to recover from ice age caused by collapse in weather system

Mail: Could The Day After Tomorrow happen? Collapse of ocean currents would cool Earth so much that global warming would reverse for 20 years… but the planet WOULDN’T freeze over

To say I’ve completely pissed off is a massive understatement. I have not spend nearly a quarter of my life fighting the corrupt bogus snouts-in-the-trough non-science of global warming scare mongering and profiteering, just to let another equally ridiculous scare take its place.
But to be frank, this is what you get when you’ve got a subject that is rotten to the core – which is just chasing after news stories – which doesn’t care about the evidence, doesn’t care about scientific validation of research, is content to chuck out junk “science” to get cheap headline.

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Who will rid me of these iritating climate extremists?

We sceptics won the global warming “war” at the level of the scientific evidence long ago. The human adjusted measurements of temperature might still show warming – but the fact it is the human adjustment and not the actual temperature that has the warming is proven by the satellites which show no warming for 18 years.
And anyone who knows anything about climate – whether sceptic or even climate extremists – knows that the climate has not shown any trends in severe weather, droughts, floods, snow, ice-packs are back to normal, etc. Last time I looked the only trends were a drop in hurricane activity, that there was potential evidence of some melting of Greenland – but like the Glaciers that is almost certainly a delayed result of coming out of the little ice-age. And there may just be a significant trend in rainfall. However, given how many things are measured, we expect by pure chance to find some trends that are just significant – so there is no overall significant change in the climate … except the rise in CO2 (with no apparent affects) and the continuing natural variation which does not appear to have changed one jot in its scale as shown by the Central England Temperature record.
So, this is not a “preponderance of evidence “(>50% ) it is an absolutely overwhelming damnation of the global warming doomsday scam.

Irritating climate alarmists

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It's Ted Cruz

As a non-American I was pleased to see Ted Cruz make the head of the “Sierra Club” look like an idiot for his denial of the scientific evidence for the pause from the satellites. But we’ve seen 100s of other clips – none of which did much except chip away at the global warming scam so I’ve grown content with slow but steady progress.
So, today when I saw a real preponderance of evidence for scepticism in the global warming news, I was to write another article about the “tide turning” – perhaps speculating on whether the slow progress to victory, would now turn into a rapid retreat for the climate extremists. But then it struck me that the real news was the face on all the top stories:

TedCruzSo, it really looks like it’s Ted Cruz’s day.

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Oh goodie! "Obama Is About To Ramp Up His Global Warming PR Machine"

Whilst global temperature shows no sign of warming, the “Global warming”(scam) definitely shows signs of warming up as UK newspapers like the Express & Sun come out with all guns blazing  and demoralised climate extremists cling desperately to any straw floating their way – no matter who, what or how long these floaters have been digested.
However, the problem for us sceptics, is that with the demoralisation climate extremists, they just aren’t putting in the effort they used to and so we sceptics can’t get to laugh at their antics as we used to.
And with Mann about to lose his court case, Ricogate (it also looks like heading to court),  climate is becoming far too serious. So we desperately need someone with a proven track record of comedy to give us sceptics a laugh:

The White House is about to ramp up the public relations campaign for its regulations to fight global warming. The renewed PR effort comes just one month before the United Nations climate summit in Paris.
How is it doing this? By bringing on Thomas Reynolds, “a top communications strategist at the Environmental Protection Agency and a seasoned political operative, to a new position dedicated solely to messaging Mr. Obama’s global warming agenda,” according to The New York Times.
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A TV studio for $85,000 How?

Below is a “personal” letter I received from Ezra Levant. What I find so interesting is:

  1. Globally the “public” media in Canada, UK and Australia all pretend to be “impartial” and no doubt like the BBC they have similar requirements to be impartial. But they are really no different from any other media – pushing their own agenda – except unlike any other media, the only people they have to keep on side are their paymasters in government.
  2. Because of new technology, the cost of media is now falling dramatically. Where once it was necessary to have massive broadcasters like the BBC, these days, it’s almost possible for a handful of people to set up start and operate a successful broadcaster. And like the proverbial shrew and the dinosaur – the dinosaurs are never able to contemplate that those shrews will ever drive them to extinction.

Dear Mike,
Have you been watching this federal election campaign? It’s a gong show.
I don’t mean the politicians. I mean the media. Their conduct is outrageous. They’re not even pretending to be neutral. They’ve got a full-blown case of Harper Derangement Syndrome.
I call them the “Media Party”, because they’re campaigning full-tilt. You just can’t trust them to give you the straight news. Continue reading

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Global warming 'is FAKE': Volume of ice caps is INCREASING, claims top geologist

The express is a major UK tabloid, which now appears to be joining the stable of sceptic papers openly mocking the climate extremists:

Global warming ‘is FAKE’: Volume of ice caps is INCREASING, claims top geologist

THE WORLD is not heating up, some areas are actually getting colder and the volume of polar ice caps is INCREASING in some places, a leading geologist has claimed.

James Kamis suggests “conflicting temperature trends” between oceans and the Earth’s atmosphere could dispel the “myth” of man-made global warming.
Put simply, he says our atmospheric temperature has remanned static for more than 18 years, the Atlantic has got colder, and it is only the Pacific Ocean where things have heated up.
Mr Kamis said: “Scientists from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), and many universities are at a loss to explain recent conflicting temperature trends from Earth’s oceans and atmosphere.”
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Of course, this information has been open knowledge amongst sceptics for a while. So the main news – is not the lack of melting – but that large newspapers now feel confident enough to mock the “scientists” and their “predictions”.
The scene is now set for the classic press “feeding frenzy”:

  • Plenty of evidence of fraud
  • Tabloid papers in competition to get “the dirt”
  • No fear of the prey
  • Public interest (perversely VW has brought the subject back to public attention)
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