Definition: The Academicene

Posted on 19 March 2015 by Scottish-Sceptic

The Academicene is a period in earth’s history marked by the PC boundary. The PC boundary is usually characterised by a rapid increase in paper, much of it apparently for no purpose.
Although modern scholars dispute the timing even some dispute its existence it is widely believed by the sceptics to coincide with the end of the change from GC to GW paper.

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2 Responses to Definition: The Academicene

  1. Ron Clutz says:
    19 March 2015 at 19:15

    A related phenomenon–
    New chemical Element Discovered
    The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312, the heaviest of all.
    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.
    Since Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.
    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3-6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
    In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
    When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. All of the money is consumed in the exchange, and no other byproducts are produced. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, and universities. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.
    Scientists point out that administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.
    Credit: William DeBuvitz, http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/administ.htm

  2. TinyCO2 says:
    21 March 2015 at 21:33

    hee, hee

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