The internet went down, I then searched and eventually found my phone, which this time having been switched off, would have charge. And, whilst I waited and waited for the phone I searched for “Instant turn on phones”.
I quickly learnt a lot more about how to turn women on, especially since I start from such a low baseline, but not a lot more about instant turn on phones. Eventually, I found the dumbphone. Which is a smartphone without all the dumb features that drain battery and mean I have to keep switching it off.
A dumbphone relative to a smartphone is what a dumb blond is.
Aren’t modern phones wonderful? Maybe one day someone will invent one that actually makes it easy to call other people … like we used to have! (and we still do)
