Phases of the covid jab debacle

1. Vaccines are good
2. The more vaccines the better
3. Anyone who doesn’t agree with Big Pharma’s profiteering from more and more vaccines is evil (according to Big Pharma propaganda)
4. There is no way to get a vaccine for a virus like Covid and we should rely on natural immunity
5. mRNA treatments are not vaccines
6. … mRNA treatments are now vaccines
7. … mRNA treatments are so good (for profits) that they don’t need testing
8. Anyone who disputes the wonderful untested mRNA treatments is evil
9. mRNA treatment is conquering covid
10. Natural immunity does not exist … it’s just a conspiracy theory by “anti-vaxxers”
11. There are no downsides to mRNA treatments
12. we won’t mention whether mRNA treatments worked …. but there are no downsides
13 OK, there might be downsides but they are rare
14. OK. there are downsides, but we were still right to force the public to take them
15. There are downsides, but it was still good … but we’re not going to give you any of the data that supposedly says how good they are.
16 There are downsides … can’t you just forget it!
17. Look there’s a squirrel … no one wants to talk about the jab
18. White worms? Calamari clots … don’t believe it
19 White worms? Calamari clots … Old Fred just died with that
20. White worms? Calamari clots … several people I know died with that
21 White worms? Calamari clots … could I get it? … perhaps we should look into it.
22. Albuslumbricusterristristhrombosis is a serious problem that urgently needs a shed load of money for research
23. If it weren’t for all those anti-vaxxers the issue of Albuslumbricusterristristhrombosis would have been solved long ago.
24. Everyone who took the jab now needs to be massively compensated (at the expense of everyone who didn’t take the jab)