Chocolate.
According to new rigorous scientific research carried out by the prestigious journal scientific journal (found on most climate academics bookshelves – Cosmopolitan), the world now faces a global chocolate shortage.
Both chocolate capitalist: Barry Callebaut Group and Mars Inc have stated that “it’s much worse than we thought” as we could face a shortage of cocoa in the next few years, with the possibility of cocoa becoming endangered by 2020. It’s partly because we’re consuming way too much damn chocolate (the demand keeps rising, with the population eating more than we can realistically produce), but also due to environmental issues such as drought and disease.
“The global cocoa sector may suffer a one million metric ton shortfall by 2020 because of increasing economic and environmental pressures on cocoa farms around the world,” Mars Inc. said in a statement.
In a statement issued by the evil empire of chocolate shortage sceptics, their highly paid PR consultancy and well known website “wattILikeIsChocolate said: “we’re sceptical”, followed later by corrections that only 97% were sceptical, the others disagreed with the hypothesis and others were thought to be evil chocolate hating warmists Trolls.
