Reindeer Poo: a Happy Xmas and a cool New Year

A glass of whisky,
Some flour,
Some Cocoa powder,
Some porridge oats
Some Butter
Water as required.
Glitter
Mix up all ingredients except glitter and whisky together. Roll into a 1/2″ diameter sausage . Cut every 1/2″. Roll each bit into a very long egg shape.
Put glitter in a bowl and roll bits around to coat outside. Place neatly next to fire (on old newspaper). Scatter grass or oats around.
Now drink whisky and off to bed.
Happy Xmas